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A van by the river

Joined on 11/10/10

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Posted by SamHandwiches - November 16th, 2013



Posted by SamHandwiches - April 2nd, 2013


I'm fairly certain that Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having an affair. Timothy is the only interesting person I know. I'm almost completely indifferent as to whether Evelyn knows I'm having an affair with Courtney Rawlinson, her closest friend. Courtney is almost perfect looking. She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs; tonight I believe it's Xanax. More disturbing than the drug use, though, is the fact that she's engaged to Luis Carruthers, the biggest dufus in the business.


Posted by SamHandwiches - November 8th, 2012


bu

Buh


Posted by SamHandwiches - November 3rd, 2012


eeeeeeeeh

bleeeh


Posted by SamHandwiches - November 1st, 2012


I yelled at NewGrounds for making my newest audio submission sound crappy....and now it's been fixed.

er...thank yoooou....*cough*

I'm sorry


Posted by SamHandwiches - October 31st, 2012


I would direct you to my NewGrounds Halloween audio post here - I HATE YOU SAMHANDWICHES!

But NewGrounds corrupts files.

So I'm gonna give you a version that NewGrounds didn't molest by summoning Holy MediaFire - I LOVE YOU SAMHANDWICHES!

Hooray for NewGrounds file compressing.

*literally dancing for joy*

Is it still Halloween?


Posted by SamHandwiches - October 12th, 2012


A game, you gotta play it dawg.

We got this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ul2WMBDec

We also got this http://www.horriblenight.com/35254/cheap-and-dir ty-gamer-sticky-linky-stuck-on-my-mind

And we gotta whole lot o' lovin goin on.

Yeah...good.

Dang it, Sticky Links!!!


Posted by SamHandwiches - October 6th, 2012



Posted by SamHandwiches - September 26th, 2012


My horse...my wonderful horse.

What could you bossibly bean?


Posted by SamHandwiches - August 26th, 2012


I am a huge fan of these guys' podcast! http://www.youtube.com/user/SlowWednesday

I let them use part of one of my songs, but they have NO AUDIENCE. SO GO GIVE THEM SOME LOVE NOW!!!

TELL 'EM SANDHAPLWICHES SENT YA!!!!

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This advert will be living here for a while *smug face*

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